CADS ABOUT MATRIMONY IS ________________________.
A wedding game for people who hate love
The quick and easy way to humiliate everyone
in your wedding party
Cheaper than a stripper
The best thing you will ever do at a bachelorette party
CADS ABOUT MATRIMONY
MORE EXCITING THAN A
SEE-THROUGH WEDDING GOWN.
A GAME OF AWFUL, AWKWARD FUN.
REASON FOR YOUR IN-LAWS TO JUDGE YOU EVEN MORE HARSHLY.
SOMEHOW BOTH OFFENSIVE AND #WOKE.
AS HILARIOUS, EMBARRASSING, DEPRAVED, AND SATISFYING AS MARRIAGE ITSELF.
HOW TO PLAY
THE GAME FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE LOVE.
Based on the same basic matching concept of hit party games Apples to Apples™ and Cards Against Humanity™*, the game is simple to play. One player reads a question card out loud. The other players each submit an answer card. The best answer wins. But all the questions and answers in Cads About Matrimony make a mockery of one of civilization’s most sacred institutions. The results are as hilarious, embarrassing, depraved, and satisfying as marriage itself. Play this completely inappropriate excuse for a game.
THE CADS ABOUT MATRIMONY STORY
THE GLORIOUS INSTITUTION THAT IS MATRIMONY
One spring day, I volunteered to be in charge of games for my dear friend Nicky’s bachelorette party. I had no experience planning wedding party games, so I went online to look for ideas. I immediately found thousands of them that were ALL EXTREMELY LAME. Nicky deserved better. I was playing a lot of Cards Against Humanity™ at the time, so was inspired to create a card game like it that honors the glorious institution that is matrimony, while also preparing my friend for both the delights and absurdity of humanity’s most fraught life-long commitment. The dirty wedding game I created on my laptop and home printer was as hilarious, embarrassing, depraved, and satisfying as marriage itself. Because you deserve better too, I decided to share it with everyone. We launched on Kickstarter in 2014 and released an expanded Poly Pack edition in 2018. The world has changed a lot since our humble Kickstarter beginnings, and we’ve evolved the game to keep up. Now you can grab the game in professionally printed, laser-cut, casino-quality glory from Amazon. Or download a mini print-and-play deck of 30 question cards and 200 answer cards right now for FREE. Enjoy!
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MEET AILEA SNELLER, FOUNDER
“I was planning a bachelorette party for one of my dearest friends, who is an inspiring, creative, and wholly unconventional person. She deserved something better than a drunk scavenger hunt or a toilet paper dress. I wanted to give her something better — something worthy of her. Far from being a snob about bachelorette raunchiness, I wanted to keep the playful, irreverent spirit of games that poked fun at wedding hang-ups, but repackaged for a fresher experience. As a game lover with a huge appreciation for dark humor, I knew exactly what to do…”
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Cads About Maternity
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